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又是一年情人节，遭到流放的自大狂朱利安正和忠实的莫里斯失意行走在马达加斯加的荒野上。突然，他被一瓶从天而降的香水砸中脑袋。朱利安灵机一动，决心利用这瓶“九号爱药（Love Poison 9）”大做文章，重新成为万众瞩目的明星。狮子亚历克斯（本·斯蒂勒 Ben Stiller 配音）、斑马马蒂（克里斯·洛克 Chris Rock 配音）、河马格洛里亚（贾达·萍克·史密斯 Jada Pinkett Smith 配音）以及其他动物前去凑热闹观赏这出闹剧。与此同时，搞怪不断的企鹅帮也开展了属于它们的情人节大作战，它们要亲手研制自己的爱情灵药。情窦初开的马蒂试图借此接近美丽的姑娘…… 马达加斯加的疯狂情人节拉开序幕……。武大郎是个侏儒，其美貌妻子潘金莲试图勾引武松，被拒绝，后被当地富户西门庆勾引，奸情败露后，两人趁武松外出公差毒死了武大郎。武松为给哥哥报仇，先杀了潘金莲，又至酒楼与西门庆恶斗，终将西门庆杀死，替哥哥武大郎报了仇。但武松也因此获罪，被流放孟州。在去孟州途中，在十字坡酒店，武松结识了张青、孙二娘夫妇。到达孟州牢城，交了一个叫金眼彪施恩的朋友。第二天，武松一路喝酒，喝到快活林，将蒋门神打到。蒋门神灰溜溜地走了，快活林酒店又归还给了施恩。武松因痛打蒋门神遭张都监陷害，被刺配恩州。在荒僻之地飞云浦，公人受蒋门神指示要害武松，被武松反制将四人斩杀后，折回孟州，回张都监府寻仇。直杀至张都监家后花园鸳鸯楼上，张都监与蒋门神等人在楼上饮酒，武松奋力杀之，并用血在墙壁上大书：杀人者，打虎武松也。之后，武松夜走蜈蚣岭，在坟庵杀死恶道飞天蜈蚣王道人。在逃亡过程中，得张青、孙...。SYNOPSIS Urgently called, the police inspector has arrived in a hotel, and didn't find any crime, but noticed some strangenesses occurring there. He has decided to leave, but a snow avalanche is crushed in the mountains, making it impossible for him to leave. Soon, inspector has found a body of a dead lodger. Everyone who lives in the hotel is under suspicion... (Strugatsky Brothers website) NOTES This is a crime / mystery thriller with surreal and psychedelic science fiction overtones based on a book Inspector Glebsky's Puzzle by the Strugatsky brothers. The screenplay was also written by the brothers and it differs from the book. The less you know about the movie the better starting point you have. The film is based largely on the mystery of what's happening to the people of Dead Mountaineer's Hotel. Is everything what it seems? Who's dead or who's not?。